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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Takes Charge, Vows to Get “The View” Cancelled
There are a few constants in the world: the sun will rise, taxes are inevitable,…
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Breaking: Following Mike Tomlin, John Elway Bans Anthem Kneeling On The Field
In a move echoing recent NFL controversies, Denver Broncos’ executive John Elway made a declaration…
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Breaking: Whoopi Goldberg to Leave America with Megan Rapinoe; ‘We Get No Respect Here’
In a sobering announcement that has gripped the nation, iconic actress and talk show co-host,…
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Mike Tomlin: Anthem Kneelers “Hate America” and Will Be Fired On Spot
In a shocking turn of events, Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach, Mike Tomlin, has issued an…
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Breaking: Elon Musk Hints on Twitter, ‘Hunter Is Going Down’
In a world where every tweet can become a headline, Elon Musk, the tech magnate…
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Breaking: Beyonce Sings ‘Alternative National Anthem’ At The NFL, Gets Booed Off Immediately
In the vast tapestry of American sports, few events are as unifying as the National…
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‘Men Can’t Compete with Women’: American Swimming Association Issues Lifetime Ban for Lia Thomas
In an unprecedented move that no one saw coming (or maybe everyone did, depending on…
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‘We Respect Our Artists’: NFL Unbans Beyoncé After Public Apology
In today’s fast-paced digital age, where every tweet, post, or comment can spark a…
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These Target stores are set to cIose: Here’s the full list
Target, grappling with escalating theft and “organized retail crime,” is set to close nine outlets…